Scunthorpe were the first in October ’09
Then we beat Newcastle live on Sky
Next up at home were the Barnsley Tykes
Who fell to a last-gasp Moussi strike [...]
There’s a dead man walking, walking the pitch
When there’s been contact his nose starts to twitch
He’s got a sixth sense so he always knows
For the least little thing his whistle blows [...]
What’s going on? I don’t understand
Everything’s suddenly going to plan
We’re winning away, unbeaten at home
Seven points clear of the play-off zone [...]
Sometimes in football it’s no contradiction
To say that fact is stranger than fiction,
For no author could have ever prophesised
The summer’s events down on Trentside.
No wonder they call it silly season
As events unfold without rhyme nor reason […]