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Breakthrough particle, the ‘Hobbs-Boson’, discovered
Scientists have discovered a long-theorised but previously unidentified particle that goes some way to explaining the mysteries of the footballing universe.
The Hobbs-Boson is described as a crucial element of quantum physics that allows a footballer to be in two places at once and simultaneously have two contradictory transfer statuses.
Esteemed physicist Prof. Howard Ino told us: “We were starting to doubt the existence of the Hobbs-Boson, but finally our research paid off last week when we noticed that the defender Jack Hobbs was occupying several points in space and time at once.” [...]
The Hobbs-Boson is described as a crucial element of quantum physics that allows a footballer to be in two places at once and simultaneously have two contradictory transfer statuses.
Esteemed physicist Prof. Howard Ino told us: “We were starting to doubt the existence of the Hobbs-Boson, but finally our research paid off last week when we noticed that the defender Jack Hobbs was occupying several points in space and time at once.” [...]
N. Forest nothing like N. Korea, says Davies
Nottingham Forest manager Billy Davies has denied allegations in the press that the club is being run like North Korea [...]
Has unfair play become ‘fair enough’ at Forest?
Nottingham Forest seem to be acquiring a reputation for dirty play on the pitch and belligerence off it. Is this loss of decorum leading us towards flaunting the new Financial Fair Play regulations, asks Alex Walker...
