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Breakthrough particle, the ‘Hobbs-Boson’, discovered
Scientists have discovered a long-theorised but previously unidentified particle that goes some way to explaining the mysteries of the footballing universe.
The Hobbs-Boson is described as a crucial element of quantum physics that allows a footballer to be in two places at once and simultaneously have two contradictory transfer statuses.
Esteemed physicist Prof. Howard Ino told us: “We were starting to doubt the existence of the Hobbs-Boson, but finally our research paid off last week when we noticed that the defender Jack Hobbs was occupying several points in space and time at once.” [...]
The Hobbs-Boson is described as a crucial element of quantum physics that allows a footballer to be in two places at once and simultaneously have two contradictory transfer statuses.
Esteemed physicist Prof. Howard Ino told us: “We were starting to doubt the existence of the Hobbs-Boson, but finally our research paid off last week when we noticed that the defender Jack Hobbs was occupying several points in space and time at once.” [...]
Has unfair play become ‘fair enough’ at Forest?
Nottingham Forest seem to be acquiring a reputation for dirty play on the pitch and belligerence off it. Is this loss of decorum leading us towards flaunting the new Financial Fair Play regulations, asks Alex Walker...
Nottingham man left fuming after auction scam
A man from Nottingham is seeking a refund after he was taken in by an outrageous online auction scam.
Fawaz Al-Hasawi was duped by an eBay seller supposedly auctioning French footballer Bakary Sako.
Mr Al-Hasawi’s bid of £3.5 million was accepted by the seller – who trades under the user name ‘Molineux_Kenny’ – but when the goods arrived the unfortunate victim realised he had been sent a cardboard cut-out of the player instead of the real thing [...]
Fawaz Al-Hasawi was duped by an eBay seller supposedly auctioning French footballer Bakary Sako.
Mr Al-Hasawi’s bid of £3.5 million was accepted by the seller – who trades under the user name ‘Molineux_Kenny’ – but when the goods arrived the unfortunate victim realised he had been sent a cardboard cut-out of the player instead of the real thing [...]
